WHO
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Power Poo and the Pirates
Josceline
The lead frontman for Power Poo. Armed with raw psychic ability and size 34DD titties (complete with their own gravitational pull!), she is truly a force to be reckoned with. While generally reasonable, she often lends a hand in masterminding the band's next diabolical move as they draw ever-nearer to total musical domination. She largely detests most members of their rival band, the Wein-Wein's, especially Chad, but carries a soft spot in her heart for Torey. Although considered mostly a loner to some degree, she sometimes finds herself captivated by a pretty face...
Miles
The bassist for the band. Originally agreed to play for the Pirates as a temp job. After they won it big and decided on a worldwide tour, however, he was forced to a sign a blood-contract after getting outrageously drunk. He now grudgingly goes along with their antics, while secretly plotting his escape...
Timberland
Serves as the drummer for the band. She adds a spice of blatant stupidity the group, often staging the eleborate stunts they pull in order to claim international fame. She also likes sex, a lot, causing a lot of mental anguish when it comes to potential courters. While outwardly, she appears to be daft - insane, even - deep down inside she has a lot of heart.
Riddel
More of a groupie than an actual band-member, Riddel serves as the band's private bartender and sometimes-guitarist. Also, Timberland's "boyfriend", in some shape or form. Wonderfully naiive and oblivious, just the way Timberland likes him.
Torey and the Wein-Wein's
Torey
The lead singer for the Wein-Wein's. Leads a campaign of sorts against the Pirates, and regards the others as semi-rivals. Secretly harbors a little-boy crush on Josceline, however...
David
The band's drummer. Although brunette, he demonstrates some blond-like tendencies. Likes to consider himself a ladies-man, although most women find him repulsive. Continually tries to charm Josceline and Timberland with no avail.
Matt
Bassist. Largely speculated as gay.
Chad
Agreed to play lead guitarist after Torey bailed him out of jail. The southerner openly loathes the frontman, and doesn't regard his other fellow bandmates in too high of a regard, either. He's currently biding his time, waiting for an available opportunity to ditch the group completely. He's also had a past with the Pirate's frontman, and hates her with an equally intense passion. Curiously finds him entralled with the rival band's drummer, though mostly on a platonic level.