WHY
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- Because Josceline's boobs are just too wonderful not to share
- Because Torey's penis is laughable, at best
- Because Miles is really a cyborg
- Because Riddel is a fabulous bartender
- Because Timberland is full of surprises
- Because deep down inside, you think Chad and his Southern thing is kinda sexy... and you're a dude
- Because David is every womanizing asshole you knew in High School, and you want him to die
- Because Timberland can't drum
- Because Josceline can sing
- Because the entire crew is just a bunch of outrageous drunks
- Because Miles smokes a cigarette to clear his head
- Because Josceline pretends to be a physic, and is such a sham, but everyone plays along anyway
- Because Timberland farts in her sleep
- Because Chad acts all tough, but deep down inside he actually cares
- Because Torey's bandmates are referred to as "Wein-Wein's"
- Because Miles' contract was written in blood
- Because Torey hits Chad in the face with a microphone, and Chad got arrested for it
- Because secretly, you want to be a pirate too. Do not deny~