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Once upon a time, a group of merry marauders with a knack for music banded together in an attempt to make melodies not yet seen in these seven seas. Six months later, Power Poo and the Pirates were prepared to take the world by storm with its wacky lyrics, sexy lead singer, and crazy drum solos. The knew their industrial take-over was was ripe for the plundering, and so they set their eyes to the west (well, the ones that didn't have eye-patches, anyway) and set out for their first conquest: The United States!
Now, Power Poo and the Pirates have taken over your silly primitive American music studios, and inbetween raping the land and picking up bitches, have been working on their first album to debut here in the land of the free. You Yankees can expect such swash-bucklin' hits as "What the Bible Didn't Tell You (Jesus Was a Pirate Too)" and "She Thinks my Peg Leg is Sexy". Also, there will be a special, hidden track, at the end of the CD for you hardcore privateer fans. Their album is expected to hit Virgin Record Stores and other fine music-retail outfits as soon as the Pirates can get off their drunken asses and actually get a real label here. In the meantime, hang onto your valuables, hide your wives, and prepare for to have this ship comandeered, baby!